A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Especially before morning coffee. Thank god for @rebeccaburns

Me, watching Indy Jones trailer: oh! Is she in this?
Her: who?
Me: y’know…uhhhh… that British actress with the hyphenated name…?
Her: Helena Bonham Carter?
Me: No…
Her: Catherine Zeta-Jones?
Me: No. She’s Welsh.
Her: Welsh is Great Britain…
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