[At the gym]

Me: Do you feel the burn?

Friend: yeah! what is that? chlamydia?

Me: what?

Friend: what?

@Thewinegasm
tell me you don’t make gin
@patnspankme but I do make gin
@Thewinegasm stop witholding this from me😭😭😂🖤
@patnspankme it’s been in my bio for EONS 😂😂😂💀
@Thewinegasm You’re so terrible good gawd🙄🖤🖤😂😂😂
@patnspankme THE WORST 😉💀
@Thewinegasm gimme the link, ffs woman let me buy your booze
@patnspankme I’m not licensed 😂 it’s just a hobby. I’m just a barefoot backyard bathtub moonshiner
@Thewinegasm give me😭🖤🔥🙏
@patnspankme shall I ship you some contraband 😂