God Dec 1, 2022
Thou shalt stop posting thy Tweets on Mastodon and just quit Twitter already!! FFS you’re making content for a fascist billionaire creep.
Show threadGod Dec 1, 2022
Thou shalt reward thy humble God with a follow for being so good and posting so much original content here and only here!
Show threadPaul WestbrookDec 1, 2022
@godpod I've heard the original inventors of you (God) actually meant to worship dogs, but were dyslexic and wrote the word backwards. Can you confirm or deny?
Show threadGrinning Cat 
@enerjazz @godpod It's true! We've been making an egregious spelling mistake with "God" for millenia. All praise and glory to Saint Dan Piraro for bringing us enlightenment!
Dec 1, 2022 at 7:55pmWeb