God 
Thou shalt stop posting thy Tweets on Mastodon and just quit Twitter already!! FFS you’re making content for a fascist billionaire creep.
Thou shalt reward thy humble God with a follow for being so good and posting so much original content here and only here!
WeegieSkeletor@godpod As long as you are not He Man in disguise.. or I shall banish you to the void. Although I hear it's nice at this time of year 😁