RT @awealthofcs
Mon: Stock market down 1% after some Fed person talks

Tues: Stock market up 1% after some other Fed person talks

Wed: Stock market flat after no Fed person talks

Thurs: Stock market down 1% after another Fed person talks

Fri: Stock market up 1% after another Fed person talks

@kairyssdal gambling is a helluva drug.
@kairyssdal obvious fix for the economy: only let the TUES and FRI guy talk.

@kairyssdal I guess we just need a schedule providing advanced notice when these Fed persons are going to talk, hmm? *smh*

At least these aren't bigger Greenspan-ish swings.

@kairyssdal There appears to be some volatility in the market...
@einst1 @kairyssdal anyone who claims the market is rational that operates on facts and figures isn’t paying attention
@kairyssdal who spoke first Kodos or Kang?