“Do you know how fast you were going?”
@UncleDuke1969 "Might I inquire when you last configured your radar gun sir? I was not speeding!"
@UncleDuke1969 apparently not fast enough 😂
@UncleDuke1969 I was just jogging I couldn't have been speeding.
@UncleDuke1969 *snorts tea out of nose laughing*

@UncleDuke1969

“I was trying to land this thing, officer.”

@UncleDuke1969 Cheetah says, "Meow! You're goddamn right I was speeding." #ACAB