Reminded of one of the more popular things I tweeted back in the day.
Oh hello… a patent for “Preparation of High Nitrogen Compound and Materials Therefrom”
https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/61/1f/6b/d69947d2172dc0/US7119179.pdf
For non-chemists, this is the kind of high-energy chemistry that should lead to an intervention, and probably the invocation of Section 3 of the Mental Health Act 1983. Just thinking too hard about this compound may cause it and your thoughts to explode.
And now to remind @cstross @foone and @funranium of this