"waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it"

bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

@stavvers
Yeah, programming with punch cards was a bear…:) >old guy here
@AnthonyUplandpoetWatkins @stavvers oh luxury what I wouldn’t have given to put my code on decks of punch cards. When I was a youngun we wrote our laws on stone tablets, straight from Yahweh Himself!
@secretgeek @stavvers
but did you live in a shoebox in the middle of the road?:)
@AnthonyUplandpoetWatkins @stavvers 😂 We showed that sketch to our kids when they were quite young…. And in the years since it’s derailed so so many conversations in our house.
@secretgeek @stavvers
just in case anyone is following along and dont know what the hell we are talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LoF6WI9PY
Four Yorkshiremen (Live)

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