"waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it"

bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

@stavvers My pupils asked me how old I am in class the other day. I told them I'm eeeEEEEEEEEiiiiiiiii wrgglllyyyyy kkkhhhhhhhhh BAM BAM BAM old
@stavvers @Loukas hahahahaha. That will be my answer next time someone asks my age

@nonstick @stavvers @Loukas "I'm fax machine old."

I told my wife my credit card used to be manually imprinted on carbon paper before electronic terminals, and it just did not compute. 

@supermjr @nonstick @stavvers @Loukas dude remember pagers and brick phones?
@kumachan @supermjr @stavvers @Loukas @nonstick I remember we had a single cell phone for the family, and the plan was 10 min/month. One time I went for a walk with it, and jabbered to my friend Dusty for 30+ min and hoo buddy when Mom got THAT bill… 😬😬😬😬
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