"waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it"

bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

@stavvers My pupils asked me how old I am in class the other day. I told them I'm eeeEEEEEEEEiiiiiiiii wrgglllyyyyy kkkhhhhhhhhh BAM BAM BAM old
@stavvers @Loukas hahahahaha. That will be my answer next time someone asks my age

@nonstick @stavvers @Loukas "I'm fax machine old."

I told my wife my credit card used to be manually imprinted on carbon paper before electronic terminals, and it just did not compute. 

@supermjr @nonstick @stavvers @Loukas dude remember pagers and brick phones?
@kumachan @supermjr @stavvers @nonstick I had a pager when they started to get cheap, around 1999. Before that they were just for doctors and drug dealers ;)
@Loukas @kumachan @supermjr @stavvers @nonstick I remember when they FLOODED my high school. Then came the two-ways. NOBODY older or younger than Millennials really even know what two-ways ARE anymore 😂
@officialunofficialjdc @Loukas @kumachan @supermjr @stavvers @nonstick does that make me a millennial then? 😄 I remember (and wanted one so bad, minutes were expensive!) but I'm right on the edge of X and Millennial.