Meanwhile on Twitter:
@MeanwhileinCanada Apple could in theory buy both Tesla & twitter at the same time & end the carbon credit scheme Tesla has going (how it actually makes money) & make it a real car company.
@TransitBiker @MeanwhileinCanada They *could* buy them both, but would never do it because they are both horrible investments (Twitter, obviously, but Tesla is still pretty over-valued)
@ldcolton @MeanwhileinCanada apple is also no saint. My idea is they buy the debt out from under the rat & take majority ownership, then sell to an investment outfit like Cerberus which can then hire back the ousted employees. Not perfect, but at least the rat is removed from the picture & sanity return. That or liquidate the hard assets & sell off the IP and let the service end. 🤷‍♂️