The toddler has basically skipped the “I want to cuddle with mom and dad” phase and has gone straight into the “I’m gonna wake up in the middle of the night and come into your room and take up half your bed and increasingly steal daddy’s space until he is forced out into the kitchen” phase. So, good morning to all.
@Chanders If you can hang on in there until the teenage years, you can barely get them out of their own bed. And the whole room will mysteriously smell like the bottom of a ferret's cage...