Mastodawn

VeryBritishProblems Nov 24, 2022

Email translations:

“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious

“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious

“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious

“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious

“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious

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Matthew Malthouse Nov 24, 2022

@verybritishproblems

"With deepest respect"
I'm about to commission a team of hit-men to expunge you and all your line.

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Grumpy Grimnir

@calmeilles @verybritishproblems That's not very British; killing one's enemies is the last thing to be outsourced. Nothing beats that feeling of closing your folding knife after finishing the last one off.