Meanwhile in CanadaYou've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but in Canada we have:
Joss Tincase@MeanwhileinCanada
🎵🎶The Canada goose is on the moose and never out of season🎶🎵
digital luciferase@josstincase @MeanwhileinCanada
duck and hide, swallow your pride, i swear that I'm not teasin'
you can't outrun this awful pun
the canadian shibboleth....