LornaXeNov 28, 2022
Carol Hedges

🤣OH and I are preparing our manifesto for the next #generalelection. Amongst our promises:

No adverts on TV
Pensioners have queuing priority(esp for loos)
Only classical music on radio 3
Compulsory hugs from grandchildren
All ToryMPs to be flown to Rwanda and left there

Nov 27, 2022 at 12:16pmMastodon Twitter Crossposter
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@Riotgrandma72 Sensible policies. Many years ago I was queuing with other for the loo in M&S, St. Albans (market day) when a very grand lady marched past the long queue. When tackled she announced "I don't do queues". She didn't. We only had the power of disapproval.
Show threadCarol HedgesNov 27, 2022
@emsquared should’ve leaned against the door until she said sorty
Show threadThis account has movedNov 27, 2022
@Riotgrandma72 We were all somewhat stunned. I hope karma gets her bladder at some point in the future.
Show threadVicmeldrewNov 27, 2022
@Riotgrandma72 Hopefully,.and I am sure you will,there will be a candidate in every seat so I can vote for all of the above.
Show threadCarol HedgesNov 27, 2022
@Vicmeldrew might have to spread ourselves a bit thinly
Show threadTomNov 27, 2022
@Riotgrandma72 as long as Sue Ellen and Priti are on the first flight
Show threadDontyNov 27, 2022
@Riotgrandma72 You are now seen as excluding the pregnant vote with that loo queue pledge... could get nasty. :-) I know things have been bad in Rwanda but what did it do to deserve that...?
Show threadCarol HedgesNov 27, 2022
@donty haha we might let pregnant people also head up the wueue
Show threadDontyNov 27, 2022
@Riotgrandma72 and young kids who didnt want to go 5 mins ago....
Show threadAndyNov 27, 2022
@Riotgrandma72 works for me!