Chris TrottierDoes anyone remember when it was both legal and socially acceptable to pour mustard on a hot dog?
We even let children do that.
Gross.
The only good thing about mustard on hot dogs is that we all collectively became aware of the feasibility of ketchup.
And that's why important initiatives, like mass transit, exist!
One time, I was having lunch with a guy who told me, "I'm building a new plug-and-play interface!"
I looked at his hot dog. He dressed it with ketchup.
It became apparent that guy was a real go-getter.
So I gave him $1 million.
That guy invented USB-C -- and the rest is history!
Now imagine if that same go-getter put mustard on his hot dog.
The world would be chaos.
All our phones would be daisy chained with serial ports, SCSI, ADB -- you name it.
Olav@atomicpoet if you mean yellow mustard, the only acceptable uses are corn dogs and store brand mac & cheese
If we're talking brown mustard, a brat nestled in a fresh bread roll with mayo and a little German mustard is a powerful thing. And it's good with dogs but you have to ditch those atrocious bread Twinkies everyone uses.