“So he mustered the courage to creep into the sleeping bears' dens and stick thermometers in their rectums, a gambit that allowed him to assess just how much their internal temperature declined during their annual torpor.“

https://www.wired.com/story/mars-hiberators-guide-to-the-galaxy/

Personally I would not put a thermometer into a sleeping bear's rectum. Because if the bear woke up what could you say?
“Hey.”
AI art is going to change everything.
I am badly procrastinating right now.
@ftrain does procrastinating badly mean… working?