John ConwayRemember friends, a dinosaur isn't just for Christmas. You should probably stop to think whether you should, even if you could.
But *if* you could, I've made this handy guide.
WesDym@john I used to raise small dinosaurs (chickens), and it wasn't as exciting as many people might think.
@wesdym Come on Wes, we all know birds aren't, like, *real* dinosaurs. Firstly, they're all theropods, which is a bad start. Secondly the biggest one got to about 500kg! Pathetic!
@john Okay, but they got at least one good movie made about them! (And a few, uh, crappy ones.)
@wesdym Fair. Better than the... *checks notes* no good movies made about sauropods.
MAYBE Land Before Time. Maybe.