Remember friends, a dinosaur isn't just for Christmas. You should probably stop to think whether you should, even if you could.

But *if* you could, I've made this handy guide.

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@john When you say velociraptor, do you really mean velociraptor (which I believe are only about a metre tall and 15kg and probably not a major threat to an adult human) or do you mean a deinonychus (two metres tall and about 90kg and very likely a major threat to any human)?
Jurassic Park features the deinonychus, but Michael Crichton decided that "velociraptor" sounded sexier, so he simply relabelled the species for dramatic purposes. So beware before you place a purchase order.
@dagdrivaren Yeah I mean Velociraptor. I don’t think I’d like to tangle with one, have you seen it’s claws? Yeesh!
@john To be fair, I reckon my cat could maul me if food was not presented in a timely fashion, so you have a point.