As you may have guessed, I never make it a point to miss MST3K Turkey Day. But that was outta my hands when my modem died on Thursday.

So, since I still have the weekend off and nothing else to do, I was going to do what I intended to do on Thursday: live-watch the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon and share that series love with y'all here.

I love this celebration of MST3K, I love MST3K *period* (as you could've figured from my username), so... let's rock!

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And we're back in with The Sword and the Dragon!

Crow: "Is my face as weird as it looks?"

Mike: "Kiss your Aunt Bernice!"

Y'ALL SAVAGES

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If Team MST3K wants to sell Surgically Enhanced version of The Sword and the Dragon, I'm buying, because this film looks AMAZING.

All the Russo-Finnish movies on this show did, but... hot damn.

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Woman: "The Tugars stand at our gate!"

Mike: "Just two guys?"

That's an impossibly stupid joke, but I *heart* it.

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One good thing about doing the Turkey Day Marathon this way: pauses for breaks and the like. I *do* appreciate not getting to miss anything this time.

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Flashbacks to those "SEGA!" ads.

This show could have a real time capsule feel to it, and bless it forever for that.

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Kevin Murphy as Ilya Murometz is absolutely KILLING it.

"That is a substitution, you spawn of the devil! No one, not even a Tugar shall order off the menu!"

:D

Love it.

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Curiously accented bad guy: "This is not enough!"

Crow as bad guy: "I want Moose and Squirrel!"

ALWAYS a sucker for a good Rocky and Bullwinkle reference.

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[laughs hard enough to scare the neighbors]

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That "cattle call for The Sound of Music" riff with all the overlapping cries of "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE"?

Amazing. This is why I'm all in on this show.

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[over a shot of many Tugars on a hill]

Crow: "It's a Tugar pileup!"

Riff of the episode, ladies and gentlemen.

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Servo: "If you don't want to ride those horses, you can take the FJORD!"

Oh, Servo, no.

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"Crow T. Robot rounds out the cast."

"Well... hey, you really did round out the cast!"

"I did?!"

Their comedic chemistry is just the *tops.*

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And that's a wrap on The Sword and the Dragon!

Next up is The Starfighters. It has a reputation for being one of the most punishing nothings of a movie that they ever showed on MST3K, and its reputation is... well earned, to say the least!

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@optiMSTie Enjoy!!

@funnybunnylarue Oh, thank you very, very much! I hope to do that very thing! :D

I love MST3K Turkey Day, and I make it a point to have perfect attendance for that jazz, but unfortunately, due to things out of my hands, it was not in the cards. So, I'm going for the next best thing.

And all the best out that-a-ways! I hope the holiday's been awesome for you and yours as well, and thanks for the follow!

@optiMSTie I'm so glad that Turkey Day is back. And that technology lets us catch up on what we missed.

@funnybunnylarue Mmhmm. So very much!

I was only able to catch one marathon when it was on TV, and that was Sci-Fi Channel running not so much an MST3K Turkey Day Marathon, but a Thanksgiving viewing marathon of sorts that happened to have MST3K.

But Joel and the internet age bringing the Turkey Day Marathon back? Love love love it. Couldn't be happier for that to be a thing for fans like yourself! :D