eepsuel 
J.R. OrciDropping truth bombs like it’s #Caturday 💣
Jen@orci you have not met my cat
Shouty person
3 Squirrels In A Coat
Andrew Morgan 🏴@orci with exception of demands
Mr Omneo@andrewmorgan @orci Totally! "Wake up, I'm hungry!", "Have you cleaned my litter tray yet?"
@mr_omneo or, let me into bed I'm cold.
Viking Hippie@VikingHippie @mr_omneo that will be first great hashtag, most of mine are quickly forgotten 😄
Packy Anderson@andrewmorgan @orci "Feed me. I'm starving. I can see the bottom of my kibble bowl."
Marverde
ZZ Bottom
ouroboros
Cornelius Traas@orci 4 dubloons for you.
datagoon ☢️🚀@orci cats enable read receipts just to leave you on read lol
janwillemmulder@orci @[email protected] Ik ben gewoon een kat!!!1!!!! 😬
Joe Soap the nth@orci Corollary: cats can text. They just don't want to.
Matthew Callaway 
S_Tardigrade 
@orci cats have 32 muscles in their ears just so they can ignore us.
Big 'ol bimbo@orci whoever wrote that sign did not know the lengths a cat will go to to tell you they're hungry.
Joe Poe 🃏@BigTittyBimbo @orci It may look like a text in response to your text, but believe me, it will be a new text with no relation to previous texts
Cameron@orci @thesarahrah i think our cat would you know
Ms AB ☕@orci Would dogs be texting me ALL THE TIME though...
SherBeareth@orci huge thanks for this.
Jan Terpstra
Amit / asuph@orci cat-turd-day?
Geof Hughes 🖤@orci Although it has slowed down, there are still around two thousand new users per Hour joining the Big Grey Elephant. Help them out by boosting this site: https://fedi.tips/
JvB 🇨🇦🐱@orci Idk... that may be true for my older guy, but the younger one would be constantly sending random butt texts all day ❤😅
MartiMay
SUEuropean@orci Cats can text you back.
Paul Dunphy Esquire 🏳️🌈
Terry Morgan
Muhlyssa 🌮✅@orci where is the lie?!
It's LaLa 🌊🦀🐞🐰
myrmepropagandistme: Hey kitty!
me: Pica.
me: Pica...
two days later
pica: foods
me: Ok!
me:i got you the food did you like it?
me: Pica?
me: Pica please respond.
a day later
pica: a
me: a? Pica i don't know if your text went through.
me: did you like the food.
me: I feel like this is kind of a one way relationship.
me: anyways I'm bringing some food.
me: did you like it?
me: kitty please...
a week later
pica: pet me
me: OMG
M@futurebird @orci @kitoconnell y'all are doing cats wrong. don't ever feed them, that's SEP (s'body else's problem). pet them when they come to you and you're in the mood, but don't ever call them or chase after them. let them sleep in your bed.
trust me, there's nothing quite like a cat that's madly in love with you. hope you like half-dead mice.
Onesillyassgirl@orci the would say pspspspspsps
Martie@orci Unless it suits the cat's purpose 😉.
sotsogm@orci they would text you back the next day, upset that you hadn't sent a follow-up text.
Also, you'd have text exchanges at 3 a.m. that were like:
"WHATCHU DOIN"
"Trying to sleep"
"R U AWAKE"
"I am now what's going on"
"OK"
"Do you need me?"
[no response]
@sotsogm This is TOTALLY what it would be 😆
bodhidaveThere are suggestions that cats actually know their name, but often don't respond when it's spoken... because they don't care...
https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/yes-cats-probably-know-their-names
Gayatri@bodhidave sounds about right! 😂
Malene@orci They would ghost you 🤣
Frottier@orci They most definitely would begin to text you, walk away, look here, look there, come back, proceed texting, stare at the door as if suddenly a ghost appeared there, look back at the phone, never push "send" and then take a nap.
David K
Lobrylla@orci Two hours later: bowl is empty
adrian. 🔞@orci the real schrodinger's cat: they won't text you whether they can or not so you can't prove they can't
✡️ MG ✡️ #VoteBlue@orci ...until they want food or the litter box cleaned.
SearinglyAaron
Fitness Foundry (Coach Julio)@orci that’s sad but true.
Patty Bluebird 🦩@orci If cats could text, they'd block us.
Jeff Rhyason@orci Where is this? I saw this on the Richmond Animal Hospital TOO. wondering if there is some kind of Animal Hospital sign syndicate.
Morrigan
Stela-Roxana@orci Mine will definitely do it. Mew mew.
Rex Risus
pjɛʁ-səlim 
Milk@orci this is why I don’t have a cat also because they drink me but we don’t talk about that
@orci heheh