Ugh. So now I have to wonder, if I reran the pie poll with four options and multiple choice, how would it go? Do I dare?

If so, what's the 4th choice?

@mmasnick cow. Cow pies.
@misterich @mmasnick You realise beef pies are a thing?

@Sandrew @mmasnick yes — I'm in New Zealand where such things are ubiquitous — but I was making a joke.

Cow pies are what the cow leaves in the field

@misterich @mmasnick Ah, OK, sorry I missed the humour.
I didn't recognise it as meaning cow pats, the term I prefer, for avoiding confusion.