Santa ClausNov 22, 2022
Oh dear. I've just been informed that collecting the names of every person on the planet for my naughty and nice lists is, and I quote, “a significant and wholly irresponsible breach of #GDPR “.
I'm going to hand out about 8 billion consent forms soon. If you could all get them back to me ASAP that would be appreciated.
Show threadWendyNov 22, 2022
@Santaclaus Santa. Please delete my data. I’m on the naughty list already. And I know it. Erase all me data immediately.
Show threadSanta ClausNov 22, 2022
@wmmanry I have been told I must legally comply, and thus it has been done.
While I am obligated to delete any and all recorded data pertaining to you, no-one can stop me forgetting which list you were on!
Oh no, wait, I've forgotten...
Show threadNifty1ANov 25, 2022
@Santaclaus @wmmanry but do you keep a list of everyone who has asked to be removed from the other two lists?
Surely, you need to in case of accidenta re-addition?
The ln you need a list of those who have been removed twice...
Show threadWendy
@nifty1a @Santaclaus agreed. We require policy redundancy. #gdprcompliance. We have to ensure total policy efficacy.
Nov 25, 2022 at 3:06pmWeb