A feature I'd like is the ability to turn DMs off here (in a way that alerts people trying to send them to me). Aside from the inherent insecurity, they're hard to see in some apps/UIs, and I often miss seeing them, as do, I presume, many others. Plus it's yet another thing to check, like an unwanted voicemail box.
Cue the "why DMs here are perfect" and "you shouldn't complain, you're too new here" crowd.

@mattblaze I mean, you could try asking how people handle that issue, instead of just declaring, in your wisdom, that you know it's bad.

But that would be the kind and community-centered version, and fuck that entire concept, right?

@notafurry Let me explain something: fuck off.
@mattblaze @notafurry those that can, teach 🤣

@vegaskid @mattblaze

Oh, look, the fanboy brigades are arriving. How cute.