The Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade is dumb.

Pumpkin pie is great. And then it isn’t.

Thanksgiving is a vehicle for nutmeg.

I don’t mind Uncle Larry bringing up politics at dinner because I know more than he does. About everything.

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@flexghost Ruin Xmess next!
@InorganicFella all you have to do is go to a superstore for 5 seconds near Xmas. Stay safe.