God Nov 24, 2022

When I get to 100,000 followers on Mastodon I will officially bring Mastodons back from extinction.

Boost and favorite this post to help make this happen ASAP.

Show threadNewkNov 24, 2022
@godpod They need defenses! Give them lasers or rockets!
Show threadDaveNov 24, 2022

@Newk @godpod and if we cannot have Mastodons with laser beams, God, can you please at least make them irate?

😝

Show threadLonesomeDove
@Brightdave @Newk @godpod or armor plated .. we KNOW that some idiot will want to shoot them all
Nov 24, 2022 at 6:08amWeb
Show threadDaveNov 24, 2022

@usanchor @Newk @godpod I was trying to make a Mike Myers reference but maybe it was a little obscure...

And yes, definitely need armour plating before Don Jr pays to shoot one.