WookieCatNov 23, 2022
Santa Claus
Would @SpockResists know who to contact to hire the USS Enterprise in about a months time?
I feel a bit silly but, Rudolph asked for time off on the 24th and I've already approved it.
Nov 22, 2022 at 12:58pmWeb
Show threadMr Spock 🖖Nov 22, 2022
@Santaclaus Unfortunately, Enterprise only goes at warp speed. You require something that travels at the speed of light. 🖖🖖
Show threadSanta ClausNov 22, 2022
@SpockResists I heard it can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs! Wait, I could be mistaken...
Show threadJolly St. Nick Scutari 🟡🟡Nov 22, 2022
@SpockResists @Santaclaus you might need an angry Scotsman in a blue box for that...
Show threadSanta ClausNov 22, 2022
@NickScutari @SpockResists I've tried, but the Doctos is always busy at Christmas too. Something about a “big holiday special”
Show threadJolly St. Nick Scutari 🟡🟡Nov 22, 2022
@Santaclaus @SpockResists oh, that's right. He makes it a point to criticize carolers, and cause mischief...
Show threadtalonracerNov 24, 2022
@SpockResists @Santaclaus I'm no Trek expert but isn't warp 1 light speed, and everything above that way faster? #givesantatheship