In the #Canada vs #Belgium #WorldCup match, Canada have a player called #AtibaHutchinson who is apparently the second-oldest outfield player ever to appear in the World Cup. The jokes are flying about this decrepit old has-been creaking round the pitch on his atrophied legs and zimmer frame.

Reader: he is 39. 10 years younger than me.

I'm never going to play for #SheffieldWednesday, am I?

#Canada also have a player called #Eustaquio, who before becoming a professional footballer was the #anatomist who discovered the Eustachian tubes. #FACT #NicheGag
I was wondering if #Canada had made a mistake in not including the very talented #TheoCorbeanu in their #WorldCup squad. Would they be missing a little bit of guile and quality? But from what I've seen so far against #Belgium... maybe not?