I’m Tired And Everything HurtsI really like the Toot command line Masto client. I can shitpost directly from my terminal and is that really what we all aspire to?
@guffo Figuring out how to reply to stuff and other things more complex than just tooting has a bit of a learning curve, but, fingers crossed, this should be a reply to a toot.
Nikki@guffo I think I just had an idea.
Script that keeps the microphone open, listening for farts. When It hears a fart, it makes an MP3 and toots it.
You just need to get fart detection working.
@nikki QUACK-O-MATIC
Bunty 
@guffo I was thinking earlier how screwed I'd be in A Quiet Place scenario, because no matter how quiet you try to be, at some point you're going to have to vent your butt.
@bunty Oh god, that reminds me of when I catastrophically dropped my guts in the middle of Captain's Inspection when I was in the Boy's Brigade.
Anders Stenberg@guffo Terminal toot sounds like a worthy cause of death.