That's nothing. You should see the size of the bowl...
@StephenMcGann great to find you here, Stephen!
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Mum! Look what I won at the fair!
@StephenMcGann ...and the look on Sylvester's face...

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...with chips

Deliveroo rider: 'Sod off'

@StephenMcGann Did he put it back after the photo?
@StephenMcGann They’ll be a load of fellas nicking that for their dating profile
@StephenMcGann Little tiddler deserves to be put back into the lake to keep on living its best life.
@StephenMcGann That'll be a bugger to flush down the toilet again...