I have an extreme Thanksgiving food hot take. Here we go.

"You don’t need to make a pumpkin pie from scratch this Thanksgiving.

Actually, you don’t need to make a pumpkin pie, ever."

https://bit.ly/NoPumpPie

You Do Not Need to Make a Pumpkin Pie From Scratch. Ever.

I need to tell you something. Something very important. Are you sitting down? It’s not strictly necessary. You can stand if you want. Do you need a pen? I guess you don’t need one of those, either. This isn’t a particularly long message. Are you ready? Okay. You don’t need to make a pumpkin pie…

The Everywhereist
@everywhereist This is, indeed, how I feel about pumpkin pie. Thank you.