I have an extreme Thanksgiving food hot take. Here we go.
"You don’t need to make a pumpkin pie from scratch this Thanksgiving.
Actually, you don’t need to make a pumpkin pie, ever."
You Do Not Need to Make a Pumpkin Pie From Scratch. Ever.
I need to tell you something. Something very important. Are you sitting down? It’s not strictly necessary. You can stand if you want. Do you need a pen? I guess you don’t need one of those, either. This isn’t a particularly long message. Are you ready? Okay. You don’t need to make a pumpkin pie…