I have good news! Your Twitter account has been automatically upgraded to a Truth Social account and you didn't even have to pay $8 for the privilege.
@ChrisPirillo #SONOFABITCH! I'm for sure going to havta buy a new outfit if I hope to fit in at all over there, and does anyone know where I can get a bodyspray that smells like puppy mills and ashtrays?
@AssInNine …might have to check behind the washing machine.