It sure is nice to be on a website not owned by a right-wing billionaire maniac hell-bent on thought suppression.
@godpod I'm glad to see you here. After spending a couple weeks here I'm thinking there is still hope for humanity.
@godpod **cough**Facebook**cough**
@godpod You should write a new bible with useful information like how to roll a joint.
@godpod smiting can always be your trump card.

@godpod Thanks for Being Here God.

Please leave $8 on the (admin) fridge

@godpod … you forgot ‘Space Karen’😇
@godpod
Good God, you’re HERE! 🤗
@godpod we need more people here and somehow I need to find a better client app to use.
@godpod thank god I’ve found you again 😊
@godpod Enough about him. Can you help me reverse aging?
@godpod Great to see you God. It's been a while.
@godpod I can't believe I'm welcoming God into my life, but here we are.
@godpod insert some joke about the Vatican here.

@godpod Who would that be?

Oh, you mean the Mediocre Manchild? or Space Karen as his friends call him.

@godpod that’s my job!
@Devil @godpod at what point would you say, "Uh dude, chill."
@biscuit @godpod I think is about time. On it