scott barolo
You must choose:
Ointments
18.8%
Unguents
21.3%
Salves
28.5%
Balms
31.4%
Poll ended at .
Nov 19, 2022 at 12:47pmMetatext
Show threadLiz Haynes 🐟🔬🧠Nov 19, 2022
@scottbarolo did not expect the balms crowd to be so strong. It's the most boring option!
Show threadTim CarmodyNov 19, 2022
@scottbarolo surprisingly even!
Show threadscott baroloNov 19, 2022
@tim it is! I got a very different distribution on birdsite
Show threadNamneziaNov 19, 2022
@scottbarolo losers, unguents is far superior than balms
Show threadscott baroloNov 19, 2022
@Namnezia unguents really get in there and heal your shit
Show threadMaya GurantzNov 20, 2022
@Namnezia @scottbarolo 💯💯💯 who the fuck are these balms people? #unguentsofmastodon
Show threadK.T. ElliottNov 19, 2022

@scottbarolo why? Why must I choose?

Also where are creams? Clearly the vastly superior option as I can apply and not get everything around me smeared and sticky for next 4h

Show threadNickNov 19, 2022
@scottbarolo I love a good salve
Show threadscott baroloNov 19, 2022
@nocash soothing af
Show threadxoNov 19, 2022
ur mentally ill.... aint no way u just said that
Show threadNickNov 19, 2022
@bri @scottbarolo I stand by my statement 🧐
Show threadLAHNov 19, 2022
@scottbarolo I went with salves because no one really knows how to pronounce it.
Show threadscott baroloNov 19, 2022
@lah after you try to say it, you may need it
Show threadMelon Nov 22, 2022
@lah @scottbarolo yeah like people know how to say "unguent." 😅
Show threadLAHNov 22, 2022
@1loafofmeat @scottbarolo 😂