🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022

Oooooooo #CellarClub time!

For those of you not in the know, there's a TV channel in the UK that shows terrible, er I mean CLASSIC horror movies every Friday night, and there's a tradition of doing a watchalong on birdsite.

Which i think might be a fun thing to import? Maybe?

Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
First film tonight (introduced as always by #HammerGlamour Doyenne Caroline Munro) is 1988's Pulse which stars a bunch of people I've never heard of, and looks like it was made on a budget of about 20p and a trouser button, so this should be fun ;)
Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022

So far Pulse on #CellarClub is really living down to expectations :)

The soundtrack is TERRIBLE 80s synthpop crap and everything :)

Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Coo, the family moving to a new house have put bars on all the windows "for safety", that's not worrying at all
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
There's some really awful late 80s really CGI electricity and sinister music... we're 20 minutes in now and NGL it could do with something happening
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Actually quite relieved by the adverts. Hoping for Yoga Piss Lady
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Ah fuck it's the Sally Army.
FUCK OFF YOU HOMOPHOBIC RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Ah Flash Dust Magnet with lovely comforting #BRIANBLESSED voice over... oh no the film is starting again
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
All of the kids in this film have hairdon'ts rather than hairdos
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Reduced to wondering if the shrubbery had laurel in it and going down the Monty Python quote mine for entertainment
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)
This film is not even So Bad It's Good, its just bad. Really really bad.
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Nov 18, 2022 at 10:03pmWeb
Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Partner: he's wearing my slippers
Me: Holy shit that's the most interesting thing that's happened in this film
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Partner: ooo are they BOTH going to die
Me: Well we can hope
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
Well, that was genuinely terrible.
Let's hope the next one is better
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Show thread🦇 Jennie Rigg 🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)Nov 18, 2022
NGL phone calls have happened and I've not really been paying attention to this second film, but it looks like a halfway decent black and white vampire flick?
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