JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.
@Strandjunker As if it was always so easy. The more accurate analogy is that you are locked in a basement with no windows and have to decide.
@clipperchip @Strandjunker time to get a barometer... Even without direct observation there are ways to gauge veracity.
@hughie @Strandjunker Funny, since a barometer cannot tell you whether it's actually raining or not.
@clipperchip @Strandjunker there's a higher probability of rain with low pressure.

@hughie @clipperchip @Strandjunker
Question on a high school quiz: name two ways to tell the height of a building with a barometer.

1) Throw the barometer off the roof and count seconds until it smashes

2) Go to the owner and say "tell me the height of your building and I'll give you this cool barometer."

This is not on point, but it made me laugh.

@jesseliberty @hughie @clipperchip @Strandjunker it very much is with regards to the point of the original toot though.

Journalists are constantly cozying up to representatives of both factions (center right to right wing Democrats and fascist Republicans) of the establishment who flat out lie when asked questions that have objectively true answers.