[In football huddle]

“What do you guys think happens when we die?”

@wheeltod
Like to think we go to the other side.
But probably not the case.
@wheeltod “what’s wrong with being number two?”

@wheeltod we fall apart. Literally, we dis-integrate, our parts coming apart, until only atoms remain. The heat and retained energy of our bodies is processed by the planet through other life forms, especially by consumption. We've always been just another part of the universe, and soon we will no longer be conscious of it.

Louie, run a diagonal to the outside hook. Gary go deep. BREAK

@wheeltod

LOTS of things happen when you die. you’re just not around to see them.

@wheeltod don't let that guy fall asleep. 😉
@wheeltod The world moves on. How long that takes depends on your impact on the world. Those closest to you miss you.
@wheeltod self awareness dissolves into the void...I think.

@wheeltod

Hopefully it's okay to share my favorite Onion article:
https://www.theonion.com/browns-reject-concept-of-controlling-own-playoff-destin-1819569494

And a pretty good Wondermark:
http://wondermark.com/1k67/

Browns Reject Concept Of Controlling Own Playoff Destiny: 'Everything Is Chaos'

CLEVELAND—The Cleveland Browns, although 8-4 going into Week 13 and needing only to win two of their last three games independent of the win/loss record of other AFC teams, rejected the idea that they or anyone else could actually control their own destiny in a chaotic universe. "The cosmos tends towards greater…

The Onion
@wheeltod "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen