If Twitter is really going down, I’m going out as I lived…arguing with as many people simultaneously as possible. (…goddamn weirdos telling me plants aren’t as worthy of respect as animals I’ll show you eat scientific studies on habituated learning in mimosa trees you little shitstain…)
@ursulav Isn't the largest living organism on earth a stand of Aspen trees? Seems like a body wouldn't want to piss off a hundred-acre wood that's all one tree, am I right?

@AthenaGrayson @ursulav

You would think so but I immediately want to fight it. I think it's the same instinct that drives me to make war on god.