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Spring Jo ๐ฅ 
๐mastodon might seem confusing at first, but dont worry, you'll become gay soon enough
electro ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป@ShadowJonathan I went from gay (before join Mastodon) to gayยฒ (after joining Mastodon) hahaha ๐๐คฃ๐
krautnappedโข@electro @ShadowJonathan Beat me to it.
FloridaManCode_e@FloridaManCode @ShadowJonathan Hahaha yes ๐คฃ
Oat Mouse@electro @ShadowJonathan I don't want to ever go back to regular gay now!
AlexTheRetroChicken@ShadowJonathan everyone is at least a little gay, and if they say they're not, they're lying
Ste Cook@TheADHDHobbyist @ShadowJonathan Does this mean all the gays are also a little bit straight? I think Skin from Skunk Anansie might be the tiny rounding error on my Kinsey scale ๐
Jane is an Addiction ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ธ
Mx Audacity@ShadowJonathan I'm already gay, but adjusting to new tech...
Vaughn_Halla ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฟ@ShadowJonathan good, I'm counting on it
Ada@ShadowJonathan
If only :)
If only :)
WW dot Nate
Deanna M F Midnight@ShadowJonathan ok, Iโm gay, now what? ๐
Pete / Syllopsium
bozo@ShadowJonathan [WARNING] value is already set to "True"
Ryan Egesdahl 
@ShadowJonathan @rachel_maria65 Well, I was already gay. I hope adding more doesnโt mean Iโll overflow and wrap around to straight.
Rachel Hoots@ShadowJonathan what if I'm already gay though
Levi Strope ๐ฆ๐@ShadowJonathan ๐คฃ hilarious
Mx. Alba 
@ShadowJonathan you spelled trans wrong. ๐
Alexander Olofsson | Ananace@ShadowJonathan The halfway point is a nice place to bi too.
Movin' to dice.camp@ShadowJonathan this isnโt Tumblr!
Wojcieszek ๐ณ๏ธโ๐@ShadowJonathan what if I'm already gay?
Ryuuka Shinrai@ShadowJonathan Wasn't that a requirement to sign up in the first place? xD
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อฬฬ@ShadowJonathan i may note become gay yet imagine ever I'll become mastodon
Sabrinas@ShadowJonathan Way ahead in that regard
Daniil Baturin@ShadowJonathan People who used FreeBSD and sendmail cannot become any gayer than they already were, however.
acid@ShadowJonathan as long as I'm staying demisexual I couldn't care less ๐
Carl AM@ShadowJonathan I knew there was a catch.
Chloe G artist@ShadowJonathan IโฆI..I think itโs working! 
โฆwaitโฆhow do you turn this thing off? ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ oh wellโฆ
โฆwaitโฆhow do you turn this thing off? ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ oh wellโฆ 
Thommy@ShadowJonathan gays get handicap to parallel parking and a bonus to federated social networking and rust programming.
Jenn Dolari@ShadowJonathan @andyy - Or furry. Or trans. Or a robot. Lots to choose from!
Andy 
#RIPYassie@dolari @ShadowJonathan welcome to the gay buffet!
Julio ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐จ๐บ ๐ช๐ธ ๐บ๐ธ
whyJoe@ShadowJonathan Filling out the form to join a Mastodon instance...
Wendy MsGator ๐Embrace the rainbow. ๐
Renko 
@ShadowJonathan dare I even ask about misskey and itโs variants?
โฆ.As Iโm on Sharkey.
โฆ.As Iโm on Sharkey.