My husband bought harmonicas for our kids and now I need to find a new family
@reallifemommy3 you’re not even gonna need a good lawyer. Any lawyer will do.
@reallifemommy3 For Christmas it will be drums.
@reallifemommy3 has he seen the show “Snapped”?

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Or most egregiously:

Play accordion. Go to jail.
IT’S THE LAW.

@reallifemommy3 the ear-assaulting cousin to the recorder 🤮
@reallifemommy3 I never had a Christmas present taken away faster than the Harmonica I got in my stocking when I was 12.
@reallifemommy3 Beware: your new family might all play kazoo.

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That's justifiable homicide right there. ;)

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Tell Santa you need some noise canceling headphones or he and the kids better start learning how to play the blues…

@reallifemommy3 my wife has taken up the bassoon and bass clarinet. Like Treebeard and the population of Fangorn have moved into the guest room.

It’s the silences I can’t stand.

@reallifemommy3 Harmonicas are better than some things - plastic reeds can only go so loud and then they just flatten out and hiss. And they only go so high. Now plastic soprano recorders, those can be a real problem
@reallifemommy3 … ease into it if you can… You can play too…