>calls my mum
me: what are you up to?
mum: im at coles. you know her wedding is tomorrow
me: who?
mum: <girl I used to be friends with in uni and our mum’s were also friends but for some reason now no one is friends>
me: uh okay. why are you at coles at 9pm?
mum: im buying superglue, my glasses broke
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