“We never should have let Elon pull Twitter’s cork, the island —ahem— I mean website hasn’t been the same since.”
“Elon at midnight, waiting to push the button:”
“We need to move the website so Elon can’t find it! #TwitterLOST”
“We never should have trusted this motherfucker, I mean he said his last name was Musk when Hurley was doing the census! #TwitterLOST”
“@WillTheLandMan”
“Elon Musk: WAIT, it’s very dangerous - we don’t know how long the website has just been sitting in crates. When handling explosive content like this you have to— #TwitterLOST”
“@WillTheLandMan Sawyer really whispered “don’t trust Elon” here”
“Elon just had to tell us how he got those tattoos!!! #TwitterLOST”
“#TwitterLOST when LIGMA and JOHNSON started showing up on Elon’s Twitter”
“Elon, after buying twitter: GRIMES!!!! #TwitterLOST”