If you are just joining Mastodon here are a few tips to fully integrate.

Mastodon is best used with some electronic doof doof music on.

Always ask how the weather is in Bruges.

The weirder your haircut the more followers.

Constantly tell people how much you love Tintin and Eurovision.

Knight Rider was merely a side project. The Hoff is more about musical expression.

Keep in mind I am relatively new here, but so far all these steps seem to have helped me greatly.