Mastodawn

me, holding a banana pretending to talk on the phone: haha it’s for you

daughter: no I have my own banana

me: haha I know but its like a phone

daughter: how

omg, nothing has made me feel my age more than reading that progress has destroyed the banana-phone joke, once thought timeless.

I am...distraught at this revelation.

You missed the cat but they changed things.