me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!

my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ

me: who

@whatsjo
many years ago,
My stepdaughter: “Hey, I’m gonna turn 13 next week!”
Me: “funny, that’s just what your brother said.” (this was before my son came out, we didn’t know)
Stepkid: “But I don’t have a… mom? MOM!!!”