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Ciara | CiaraΓoch π¨The menstrual cycle can be divided into 3 parts: (a) That Man Is A Ride, (b) That Man Would Be A Great Husband, And A Loving Father To Our Many Children, and (c) All Men Must Be Sacrificed And Fed To The Eight-Legged Mother Spinster, SzlΓΊrΓ’k, While We Dance Naked To The Sound Of Their Screams
Ruben@Ciaraioch π π π I just had to boost that one.
Karen π@sergeant @Ciaraioch Literally doing this last night!
@BloodSugaHexMagik @Ciaraioch Dancing naked you mean?
@sergeant @Ciaraioch after the sacrifice of course!
@BloodSugaHexMagik @Ciaraioch And how many men did you sacrrifice? π
@sergeant @Ciaraioch π only one. Itβs hard work and I wanted an early night
Noel@Ciaraioch good job I was terrible at skool and only got to b in the alphabet π€ππ
Burky@Ciaraioch The SPHE education in my school really was lacking.
Seven Costanza@Ciaraioch Then the record menopauses and youβre frozen in state (a), (b), or (c), forevermore.
Kathryn Hewitt@7 @Ciaraioch It definitely pauses in (c)
@Tallstories By which time you just take out the tape and put on whatever record you like to play. Hopefully.
Chris Murray@Ciaraioch That's a more poetic description than the "seasons" analogy used in this podcast https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0bvg9nm
Mik DuffyA collected illustrated volume of these jokes is a thing I would buy.
Paul Shread@Ciaraioch I guess timing really is everything π€ π
M Ross@Ciaraioch Unless you're a lesbian, in which case it's always option c. Source: am raging lesbian.
kat.woodruff@Ciaraioch As a woman I say, you are not totally wrong
John Stalker@Ciaraioch Don't most relationships follow the same three stage progression?
Brian McGackin@Ciaraioch and itβs such a vicious cycle too because βdancing naked to the sound of their screamsβ only attracts more men really, loads of guys into that sorta thing
Courtney Heard π¨π¦
Chazz Michael-Michaels 
@Ciaraioch I choose A
OSIRIS πΈ π» ποΈ@Ciaraioch This should be in the curriculum...
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banbanban@Ciaraioch so... want to start a cult? π
LadyLisa@Ciaraioch Perimenopausal feeling a steady C) most days.
Lisa Rogers@Ciaraioch can confirm.