Katie Didn’t[back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years]
Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don’t care if you don’t feel it, you need to try.
dbarbrow@pork_chop_hair did you bring a sticker chart???
@dbarbrow everyone gets a single m&m when they come back from the toilet. JUST ONE, WE NEED TO SHARE.
Christopher Walker@pork_chop_hair honestly this policy would have saved me a few times. 😭
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VAWeisman@AncaAntoci @pork_chop_hair How did you get a gif?????
@vaweisman @pork_chop_hair I can only add gifs from my phone. I use the Mastodon app (for Android), but the gif is from my keyboard (where I have emojis, I also have a gif option).
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SatanMy human used to tell them to go and squeeze 😈
Swim Jeans@pork_chop_hair soooooo good 😂
Ecrire@pork_chop_hair we call it "the preventative pee"
Steve Foerster 🌐@pork_chop_hair Shout out to anyone who's ever told their co-workers they "have to go potty".
KBSez ✅Many years ago a friend of mine worked in a record store and one day she said to one of her employees
"Ok, finish unpacking and pricing this order while Mommy goes over and finishes opening the other boxes..."
She walked away and heard her employee laughing so she asked what was funny and he told her what she had said. She didn't even realize.
Victoria A.@pork_chop_hair I spit my tea on my iPad after reading this post.
@valterma58 hooray! ☺️
NKBTN@pork_chop_hair This hits a little too close to home
Shane Battye🔬@pork_chop_hair we call then tactical wees or TW for short 😆
SusannaAuthor Old White Hippie@pork_chop_hair ROFL. I’ve been sitting here giggling for at least a minute.