This took maybe an hour. A bingo card for the next announcements to expect from Twitter. https://www.harihareswara.net/posts/2022/next-twitter-announcements-a-bingo-card/
Next Twitter Announcements - A Bingo Card

Since I was joking about this with two friends over text message about the poor decisions that the new head of Twitter is making, and I asked "Is there a bingo card?" and one said … | Cogito, Ergo Sumana | Blog by Sumana Harihareswara, Changeset founder

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In <2 days I've filled in 1 square, and 2 more are arguably kinda filled.

I had not anticipated when I made this that a bingo would be likely. And now I'm having to reevaluate that.

@brainwane When I read this yesterday, I didn't realize it wasn't meant to be a viable bingo card until I got to the first Giuliani square. Up to that point I'd thought everything else was no worse than 10:1 odds.
@danima I tried to include several kinda plausible events plus some really silly and implausible ones; I thought I had made, like, a 1:2 ratio of former to latter. I no longer know
@brainwane 2023: "I no longer know."