Velma smiles to herself as she sets up the final evidence to frame yet another elderly owner of an abandoned amusement park.

She slips on her thick glasses and returns to the gang. β€œJinksies or some shit,” she mutters.

It would honestly be refreshing to be caught at this point.

@batkaren You do realise that someone in Hollywood is probably nicking your posts for pitches?

I’d watch the above, for sure.

@JyotiMishra @batkaren oh right just like the New Yorker is going to hire her to write comics. We DO believe in dinosaurs!

@batkaren
β€œHey, old dude, did you lose a contact lens?”

β€œI just took a hammer to the skull! I think my [BLEEP]in’ retina flew off!”

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Question: Was this all part of some elaborate plan, say getting all these amusement park property deeds together to make a really big REIT to offer to Simon or some other developer, or was she just doing this at random as the impulse moved her...?

(Yeah, it could be both, but which one was the *greater* driver...?)

@batkaren Headcannon: Velma is the granddaughter of Angela Lansbury, who totally did all those murders.