Crockett Houghton

Me: [at the gym] arm or leg day?

Octopus: [crying] I’m not sure

Nov 16, 2022 at 6:13pmWeb
Show threadSøren Fuglede JørgensenNov 23, 2022
@CrockettForReal Given that octopuses taste with their arms, it's sort of like nose day.
Show threadMarie WalshNov 30, 2022
@CrockettForReal 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadCarrion SamDec 1, 2022
@CrockettForReal *or dick day*
Show threadwanderer_jDec 5, 2022
@CrockettForReal Read this on the bird app a long time ago, and you know what? It STILL makes me laugh every time I read it because cephalopod humor is golden!
Show threadZZ BottomDec 9, 2022
@CrockettForReal 😂